Episode 5: Study Time!!!

Well its been long since the last adventure...All of the jeng are bbusy with assignments and also NOT FORGETTING exam is near... GOD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL...well at some point of our semester we have to study and try to be goooood for a short period...hehe...lets try yeah... so right now in the lab theres like 6 of us...

JAZ, LEEN, MAT,LADU, KEVIN, TAKO...

out of those 6, 4 are studying 1 is just spinning his chair and one is writting this blog...pretty awesome yeah...no??? well i let u to decide as to wat to say yeah...

so MAT is sitting next to JAZ watching some gay ass clips of Greys anatomy tribute songs...probably feeling sad and lonely... awwwwwwwwwwww.... :( :) (after reading this he is emotional...MAT just throw paper ball to Tako sadly he missed and hit the chair...

A good way of studying???? What do u think????

mat just throw something else to tako again and shes like "IM SERIOUS"... "Why so Serious????"hahahaha...

So this past few days had been pretty hectic u know... so much work so little time (alot of time but last minute ahhh) hahaa...we all just been coming to lab and back to sleep...but we found a new way of adveturing... it is a adventure into the deep forest of unknown places... It is the adventure of DOTA...haha...jaz, apek, mat and nash and ladu have been playing dota for almost everyday... we all wasted time like crazy...we start playing at 3 something and end at like 6 something...and thats the time when everyone just wake up we will be having our breakfast...then when everyone else goes to class or breakfast, thats the time for all of us to sleep...haha..we all are the NIGHT CRAWLERS...haha...

Well thats about it...

Till next time

You know You love me,

Jeng

Episode 4: JAZ 21st B'Day

This maybe out of the adventure but lets just see yeah... So 14 of october is Jaz birthday and the night before jaz and leen went out to go have his dinner birthday...it was wonderful...jaz and leen went to Siamese restaurant and ate like alot of stuff..especially the green baked mussels...it was the bomb...i recommend you all to go and try it...layan gila doh...haha...at the moment leen was msging someone but kept on closing it when jaz was looking...

so after the dinner they went to have a drink at Starbucks but sadly it was closed so they went to Coffee bean instead...the both of them had a great time taking pictures and fooled around...leen taught jaz how to eat the honey stick...it was nice...ok jaz didnt really like honey but he just ate it you know...(actually leen paksa dia habis kan)hehehe...so the both of the went back to curtin after the drink and got at the Block E...it was dark jaz said"wat the hell??? why is it so dark??? mesti diaorg ,ain2 ni..."...so leen and jaz entered the block then suddenly a firecrackers went off...it was loud...so jaz knew that they were playing it...then Mat came running from outside...saying that they were playing war game and stuff...so jaz and leen walked to jaz room then suddenly everyone from the jeng was there with a birthday cake for jaz...awwwww...it such a surpirse...jaz was really happy...it answered the question as to why leen was msging all the time during their dinner and drinks... so all of the jeng sang the birthday songs for jaz and it was really wonderful...

JAZ: Thank YOU all...

after the cake cutting ceremony, kevin asked leen to give the first bite to jaz...then leen put the cake icing onto jaz's face...haha...then all of us took pictures and had fun talking and chilling with everyone...

then later after the girls all left the jeng members all bought w few drinks to accomodate the night...( x complete ar kalau x senget kan...) hahaha...so all of us went to Poovans room and had drinks there...can say wat we drank for health reason too yeah...hehe...so all of us got drunk at started to jump arpund and shouting...it was nice to see all the jeng chilling and drinking and talking together...

then we sended siang, mat and vengket to lotong for some mee kolok and kueh tiow...haha...yuo should try some...memang yummy...hahaha...so jaz and nash had a fight...in winning eleven ahhh...gila ka mau lawan tangan...nash is huge ok...but not so huge in Winning eleven...hahaha...nash lost to jaz 5-0...hahahaha...then peter aka pete pablo losst tp jaz 2-1...swear to god jaz caould even see the ball and he was seeing double at eh tv screen...hahaha...

ladu slept of on the couch and did even wake up when jaz and mat ttried to wake him up...but mat and jaz left him 1 kueh tiow, 1 chopstick and 1 smokes...we also took some picture but for health reason again it cant be shown...hahaha...ladu you know what is...hahaha...(gonna blackmale you one day)...hahahaha,....

so overall it was a good day...ph ya...we all declared jaz birthday as a special holiday....hahaha...all of us did not go for class for that day...

Till next time yeah...

you know you love me,

XOXO,

JENG

Episode 3: The Jeng Tears Up Bintulu

So as promise the new Block E jeng adventure continues...(sorry for the delay, busy skit ah)

So last saturday we went to Bintulu, the night before Jaz, Leen, Epah, Mat and Vengkat went to buy cakes for leens mom...after that we all went to the bus station to get tickets to go to bintulu...the earliest bus was at 6.30...so we all took it and bought 8 tickets...everyone s going for the trip but only 8 are going by bus and the other 5 is going by car...

The bus line up: Jaz, leen, epah, ladu, mat, nash, poovan and boovana

The car line up: Apek, kevin, tako, regina and vengkat

So after buying the 6.30 in the morning ticket we all decided not to sleep that night (all of us heavy sleeper, kalau tido conform x bangun) hahaha...so after chilling in the block until 3 the jeng finally decided to go for a small adventure to the 24 HOURS KFC...hehe...so there was 6 of us this time...JAZ, NESH, LADU, MAT, APEK and vengkat...so you must be thinking how the hell we all fit 6 guys in the small kancil kan!!! hahaha...MAT and nesh sat infront, ladu, siang and vengkat sat at the back...you must be thinking where did jaz sit huh???haha well he sat on top of ladu, siang and vengkats lap...he was lying down and putting his head and foot outside the window...badasssss...haha...so we all arrived at the so called 24 hours KFC...so we went inside and ordered...there was no food...we had to wait for 20 min for it to cook...wat the tuuuttt...geram tu...then there was only snake plate...eee...x best...so all of us just wait for it u know...we did come all the way to eat it...so we went out side and took pictures:

Jaz broke the thing...he used it to slap ladus face JAZ and MAT trying to be kids

So after KFC we all went back to the hostel and felt sooo sleepy...we had a smoke and everyone went to take a shower...so everyone grouped infront of block E and went...we all almost missed the bus to bintulu because we were late...haha...biasa ar tu...so the 8 of got onto the bus...it was nice...like the sit was nicely position for all of us to sleep... the sitting is like this: epah and nash, mat and ladu (story behind this), jaz and leen, poovan and boovana...so all of us aimed to sleep in the bus...eveyone kept quite for a while...however all of us did not sleep at all...it was shaking like hell...up down left wright...semua directioin ahhh...haha...so we all started disturbing each other as usual and poovan was doing some skodeng things...hahaha...censoreddddd....tuuutttt...haha...ladu and mat was being teased by the others about being a couple because they are the only one who sit mala and mala you know...hahaha...funny...then we all stopped at the half of the journey at Gua niah stop...so we all got down and went to toilet and all...then we got into the bus for the second part of the trip...but this time all of us fell asleep like a baby...haha...like all of us woke up and it was bintulu...nice...

we finally arrived in bintulu...leens dad and zamir came to pick us up...jaz, leen, mat and ladu went to harleens house and epah, poova, boovana and nash went to epahs house because epah wants to change first...so the 4 of us arrived at leens house...it was nice...we got settled in and stuff and watch a little bit of tv yeah...it was nice...so the 4 of us change and stuff and couldnt wait anymore to eat u know...lapar gila dah...so we went down and started eating..the food was awesome...sedap...haha...then the 4 jengs arrived ang all of us sat down together and eat and laugh and took pictures...it was really fun..

then after eating we all decided to go out and see bintulu with Zamir (the jeng who belot and go back to bintulu)haha...and no forgetting meeting the old crew, AKAI...hahaha...so we all went out...we took leens dad car and went to zamirs house...then from there we all went to KFC again...jaz said no more KFC man....i want to go someehere ada beach...haha...so i think we went to the Tanjung batu beach...and started walking there...all of us just walk and walk and walk...it was sooooo hot...like really hot u know...poovan kept on insisting we all go for a swim...hahaha...then after reaching the end of the walk path we chilled on a bridge...after awhile someone created an idea that jaz, zamir and akai should walk back and take the car and pick the others up...so the 3 of them went to take the car...so went jaz reached at the round about to pick up leen, ladu, mat and nash...they were starting a fire...asap byk...hahaha...x da keja btul...

then we all went to eat ice kacang, sotong kangkong and rojak buah...mmmm yummy...MAT: SEDAP....hahaha...all of us just sat and eat and laugh...it was a good time...very cheerful...then we all went to the bus station to buy the bus ticket to go back to miri...we bought the 9pm ticket...suddenly jaz got a call from the apek saying he already reached bintulu...we all thought he wasnt gonna come...but he actually made it...nice...so we went to find them and zamir founded them but jaz team, didnt see apek at all...so we all meet up at leens house...we all took a shower and eat dinner...yummy...we played around with leens brother...his very good in def jam...punch and kicking the opponent like hell...gempak...then we all just took pictures at leens house and started packing to go back to miri...

we went to the bus station and went inside of the bus...all of us just went to sleep until the gua niah stop again..in the bus mat saw something that should be stated in this blog for health reason...hahaha...apek followed us behind the bus... suddenly the bus driver stop and went down because he was scared who was behind us following where ever we going...haha...funny shit...

so we arrived in miri and went back to the hostel...everyone was tired....we all just went to sleep...

thats all for today...

you know you love me...

xoxo,

JENG

The Adventure: Episode 2 (Adventure gone wrong)

So after the first adventure, we decided to go for another round of it...but this with a plot twist that might just blow your mind...BEWARE: not suitable for the fainted heart...
After all of us finish studying in the lab, Siang said lets go adventure (well he got no class the next day thats why he is very excited), and this we have an additional crew in the line up...Mathew aka MAT...so we took the same road to Emart...it was raining and the APEK is driving..F**k it was scary...he tried to make the car skidded and there was like 5 of us in the car...Apek (DRiver) and Nash (co-driver) in front and Jaz (navigator as always) mat (just fucks around) and Ladu (apperantly he shaved his spartan bulu) haha...so the apek kept on going to the piles of water at the roadside for no f**king reason...we were shouting and crying the whole straught road...then we turned to emart and when all the way straight...then jaz did remeber which right turning it was and just simply took a guess... we ended up at the main road again but we just took a longer road...

then we continued the journey to "somewhere over the rainbow" and saw a petronas station (different than the first ep.) so we stopped to buy smokes...the night before ladu said he was gonna stopped smoking( we all know that wasn't gonna happen kan) hahaha...then suddenly he bought a pack of 14 smokes...couldnt resist could cha...haha...so after purchasing of smokes we continued our journey to again nowhere...all of us opened the window and start breathing like dragons...puhhhhh sedap tuuuuu...haha....then there was a left turning and jaz said "left" but the driver today isnt confuse...the APEk just went straight...so we came about a round about and jaz said lets go to town...

so we arrived in town and went to maligai apai...for old time sake...but it was closed...can u imagine it was closed and it was only 1.30...wat the kef**k...so we went to this nasi lemak shop...we sat and jaz, siang, mat and nash went to take nasik lemak, doggg...seteeemmmm...haha siang went and said to the girl everything...she looked at siang and asked "lapar ke?" siang just said "yeah2 i want everything"...so the 4 of us sat at the table and ladu was there...ladu was a vegetarian that night...he looked at the food and made sad face..hahaha...kesian...then he ordered the mee goreng without egg, meat...kosong and sayur sahaja kak...haha...on the TV they were showing some ghost or psycotic show...it was scary...when i looked at it a girl was cutting out the skin of the other girl who is tied up... creepy shit...while eating jaz created a new masterplan for the night...the plan was to leave mat in the graveyard...haha...it was mean but yeah its jaz...haha...so we all planned and talked in malay...that was the time the name mat was created for matthew...the mat is pronouced in malay...like mat rempet u know....ngappppppppp...KL menjerit mannnnnn...haha...

so after paying for our food we went to initiate the masterplan created..nash, siang and ladu agreed...so all of us proceeded to the graveyard which wasn't that far from the restaurant...then siang was just driving then jaz shouted "STOPPP" siang did a formula one stopping skill which i think he learned it from PS2 game...haha...so we stopped at this one place at the graveyard...so we asked mat to go down...but he was smart...he said one of us had to go down first...so siang offed the car and opened his door...ladu and mat went down...nash was still in the car...suddenly jaz was scared and told everyone to get in and told the apek to go...so we all quickly went away from the place...fuhhh...cuak tu...jaz was looking at the back all the time...jgn pandang belakang jaz...so on the way back siang suddenly did a left turn which was according to the manuvering law it is illegal...i think...haha...the destination this time was reginas house...before reginas house there was a bigass ship...we were amazed...wowwwwww.... so we went inside reginas gate...all of us got down from the car...siang pointed at reginas house then suddenly we heard aaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...it was f**king scary...ladu and jaz ran to the car and closed the door...mat followed...siang and nash was still outside...so we went away from that place...on the way out jaz asked to park infront of the big boat for a smoke...so we went down and chilled at the boat...then nash was like a little moody...we asked him if he was sick or something but he said nothing...then jaz asked"wat if we steal a boat? will we get into big trouble?"..."we steal it and go to curtin...arrive in curtin in style kan"...then we went back...poured petrol at the first ep. petronas and went straight to curtin...along the journey everyone was just quite...silent...not a word...well jaz was tired and stuff...but the only person who was still happy is siang...well that is because he slept the whole day...haha...

then block E there was just jaz, mat, siang and nash...nash was still down and stuff.we didnt know anything...so we asked him wats wrong...then he said "i tried to open the door but it was stuck, i opened it abit then it was stuck...and then i saw my face on the tombstone...a black and white picture of me there..." so that is why nash was silent the whole time after we went off from the graveyard...wahhhh all of us got the shivers u know...and nash looked really scared....like all of us never see him like that...so then mat went back and siang had to talk on the phone (as usual...we call it punch card utk tido) haha...so jaz and nash was at the lounge...jaz kept on staring at nash (it wasnt because jaz was curious or anything...he was just scared if anything happen and he dont want to be surprised...jaz: so ar bro...)...then nash said "jaz can u do me a favour? can you stop looking at me like that?"...so jaz turned away...but still looked at him from time to time...for checking...so jaz told nash to sleep in his room...siang came along and said "lets play PS2...bola ar apa lagi"...haha...so nash went to sleep in jaz room and siang and jaz played Wining Eleven...

The first match siang won the penalty...then the second match jaz whooppedd siang's ass 4-0...haha...then jaz won every single match with siang after that...geram lu pek...haha......during the game jaz kept on saying how guilty he felt about wat happen to nash and all...haih...then we ended the night with a smoke and went to sleep...the next day nash was still silent...well all of us thinks he is still in shock so we let him be...

to nash if you read this blog...jaz: SO SORRY bro...didnt expect that thing to happen...i should say sorry because it was my plan soo...yeah sorry....

oh yeah next episode preview: imagine jeng went on road trip to go to bintulu by bus...and its gonna be like 4 hours trip to bintulu...hmmmm what will happen next...well wait for it yeah

till next time,

you know you love me

xoxo,
jeng

The Adventure Season 1 Episode 1- The beginning

Ladu and Jaz wanted to go for a ride after a night long of sitting their asses in the computer lab studying. Then came along a big dude... Nash is the name...he was down with cause too... the CAUSE of ADVENTURE...then all 3 of us went to Siang, a chinese guy who is emotionally unstable...so the 3 of us lied to him and said we were going to go and eat...nash was the driver and jaz was the navigator...ladu and siang ride at the back...so on with the journey of destination unknown...cewaahhh mcm lagu Alex Gaudino...haha...then siang asked where are we going???? Jaz replied "somewhere over the rainbow"...hahaha...siang said Wat The F**k...haha...so after passing the guard house we all went to the round about and turn 2 times untill we decided to go to Emart...

On the way to Emart Jaz got an idea to go to the best chicken rice shop in Miri...haha...no there was no such thing as the best chicken rice shop...however the other 3 didnt know about it...so we all just kept on driving around...left and right...then all of the sudden Siang got a call from ~Bunny~...so Nash had to pull over in the middle of the road at a dark and apparently the street light had been stolen...so siang when and talked to ~Bunny~ and ladu, nash and jaz sat at the car...Then Jaz jumped out of the car and asked ladu to take a photo of him posing infront of the car...it was blurred at first then we got it right...

Then siang came back to the car and said he had to talk with ~bunny~ for 30 min...haha...sorry to say jaz had another plan in mind...so he brought all of them to a so call "lowest bridge in miri"...Everyone had to duck inside the car just incase it hits the rooftop...and like a jackass everyone ducked...then we came across a traffic light...so if we were to go left siang could have talked to his ~bunny~ but here came jaz with his sense of direction and ordered nash to turn right...nash got confused and went right...hahaha...siang screamed "Wat the Hell" ...so we went on the journey of adventure...so on the way out of pity for a friend jaz came with an idea to go to Petronas and chill there so that siang can make his phone call...

So we arrived at the Petronas...Nash, ladu and jaz went to the petronas mart and bought ciggrates, peanuts, pepsi, a cheese junk food (forget how to spell it)...suddenly siang cam from nowhere and asked "serious ar no line mannnnnn" hahaha...all of us laugh like hell...so he said he as gonna walk and find it...so the three of us continue in our business of purchasing MUNCHIES...then we turned around siang was gone...like pufff...hilang doh...haha...so we just let it be...then nash, ladu and jaz went to the side of the petronas mart and sat down...the open their munchies and started talking...after 30 mins. siang came back and said "shit no battery"...hahaha...so he said f**k it...so he sat down with us...all of us just sat down there and talk and talk and talk untill it 4 in the morning...we sat there like 2 hours...

so we all went back to the hostel...along the way Jaz throwed the bottle aiming to hit the road sign...however it did even go pass the roadside...then he tried to throw a plastic bag...it went to the middle of the road...Ladu tried to throw a plastic back too...his went to the roadside...On the way back the APEK aka siang drove the car... if you never prayed before this would be the best time to start...the motherF**k*r is crrraaaazzzzzyyyyyyy...as i said earlier emotionally unstabled...

We did arrived at the hostel in one piece...lucky for jaz and Ladu, they had no class the next day...haha...like siang and nash goes to class...haha...so all of us ended the journey with a smoke at the lounge and went to sleep...

to be continued...

You know you love me

xoxo,
JENG